Singing in my little kids voice, I got #insurance, I got insurance, I got insurance and you can’t have none!! LOL. Finally, I have #HealthInsurance!! #Awesomeness!! And no, this is NOT Obamacare. It was too EXPENSIVE for single, childfree, small business owners like myself. WOW!! I just realized I haven’t had #MedicalInsurance since the early 90’s. #YAAAASSSS, I’m making appointments with every type of doctor and for every test known to man, covered under the #HorizonPlan; a #Gynocologist, a #Proctologist a #Cardiologist, an #Endodontist, an #Optometrist, an #Orthopedist and an #Otolaryngologist!! In layman’s terms…I’m gonna get:

Ø My #vagina checked!

Ø My #breasts checked!

Ø My #anus checked!

Ø My #heart checked!

Ø My #teeth checked!

Ø My #eyes checked!

Ø My #bones checked!

Ø My #ear, #nose and #throat checked!

Ø My #mammogram

Ø My routine #blood work!

Ø My #MRI’s!

Ø My chest #ex-rays!

Hell, since they cover mental health too, I might as well make an appointment with a therapist just because!! Right Michael Likier?? LOL. Watch out yall, I’m gonna be the healthiest woman in Newark, New Jersey in 2014/2015!! LOL